I am not usually in the business of offending people but I have been watching a bit of classic British comedy by the likes of Les Dawson recently on YouTube and reading some of his old jokes on the web…back from when Mother-in-Law jokes were still in fashion…and I thought I would share some of them with you…
- I upset the wife’s mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire.
When my mother-in-law stands in the nude she looks like a wall of whitewash. She’s so fat she had to lose weight to model maternity frocks.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, Six should be enough.’
I wouldn’t say the room was small but when I talked to myself, one of us had to step outside to reply.
I can always tell when the mother in law’s coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.”
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking’
- I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for two years. We haven’t quarrelled, I just don’t like to interrupt her.
- I wouldn’t say the mother-in-law was loud but the parrot has gone deaf.
I wish at times that society wasn’t quite so politically correct and we could still laugh at anything…just as long as we are equally happy to laugh at ourselves.