I have a friend (yes, a real one as I type this to myself and an invisible audience) by the name of Mat. He is an expert at being able to twist almost anything you say into something of a smutty nature and is a master of innuendo…not just in words but in facial expressions as well.
He is self-proclaimed Professor of Smutology. Quite hard to summarise how this works if you are not familiar with smut but let us use the example of the birthday card I bought him recently…
“It was such a lovely day that the birthday boy had decided to come in his shorts”
Looks innocent enough until you search for the double meaning…the double-entendre…in the use of the word “come”. There you have it…how to be a student of Smutology. Anyone who would like to learn from the Professor, let me know!
Unless you are of a very prudish nature, suffice to say Mat is a great guy to be around (smut again?) and makes days pass in the blink of an eye (more smut?)…and while of course such comment is not always appropriate, the ultimate fact is that laughter is what binds friends together. Without laughter, where is the fun?